Watching Fox to see reaction to the SOTU, and surprised to find that they were forced to resort to “fillers,” given Iran’s unexpectedly quick release of our sailors. So…
It seems there is a study to determine the efficacy of [PETA ALERT PETA ALERT] injecting human cells into animals in order to grow human organs which would then be harvested as needed. The very Fox-like concern is that human cells that make their way to a piggy brain, for example, might create a super smart pig, so smart in fact that it might become a porcine chef with a taste for “people chops,” or worse yet, heaven forbid, for (real) “baby back ribs.”
Fox viewers have mixed reactions. Most have concluded that the problem can be easily solved by simply deporting all pigs, all scientists, or both. Some Evangelical Fox viewers, on the other hand, recommend caution, based on their suspicion that such smart pigs could be persuaded to accept the Lord Jesus Christ as their personal savior, which, with a little evangelical grooming, would almost certainly make them reliable Republican voters.
They’re already working on a floor level voting machine with a button next to the “straight Republican” option that looks and smells exactly like an acorn.
Only part of this diary is snark. Seriously. Try to figure out which part.